1 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,008 CHAINS CLANK 2 00:00:19,016 --> 00:00:20,044 DOOR CREAKS 3 00:00:42,012 --> 00:00:44,068 Get off my quad bike! 4 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:47,004 Put your hands where I can see 'em! 5 00:00:49,036 --> 00:00:50,064 GUNSHOT 6 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,012 What the hell are you doing, eh? 7 00:00:57,052 --> 00:01:00,028 Oh, no, what have you done?! 8 00:01:01,064 --> 00:01:02,072 Let's get out of here. 9 00:01:04,052 --> 00:01:06,052 GLASS CLINKS 10 00:01:06,052 --> 00:01:07,084 Let's get out of here! 11 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:09,040 ENGINE STARTS 12 00:01:34,016 --> 00:01:35,052 HE GROANS 13 00:02:01,024 --> 00:02:04,044 I'm defending a client charged with burglary and wounding with intent. 14 00:02:04,044 --> 00:02:07,020 Ant Donahue.The lad that assaulted Eddie Dogberry? 15 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:09,024 Yes, that was all over the paper, wasn't it? 16 00:02:09,024 --> 00:02:11,020 Must have been, what, six months ago now? 17 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:13,000 Crown Court. High profile trial. 18 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,040 And you're the barrister charged with getting him off? 19 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,072 Portia Montgomery. 20 00:02:18,044 --> 00:02:20,004 Solicitor advocate. 21 00:02:20,004 --> 00:02:23,036 Truth be told, the prospect's a little unnerving. 22 00:02:24,048 --> 00:02:28,080 There's a file...somewhere. 23 00:02:30,076 --> 00:02:32,096 Could it be there? "R versus Donahue"? 24 00:02:34,048 --> 00:02:36,044 Oh, well spotted! 25 00:02:36,044 --> 00:02:38,072 I advised him to plead guilty. 26 00:02:38,072 --> 00:02:40,092 We could have pushed for a reduced charge. 27 00:02:40,092 --> 00:02:43,060 You'll be lucky. The judge will want to make an example of him. 28 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:45,028 Well, that's the reason I'm here. 29 00:02:45,028 --> 00:02:46,080 He claims he's innocent. 30 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,000 Don't they always?The evidence is certainly stacked against him. 31 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:59,004 He's, er, on a covert surveillance job. 32 00:03:06,076 --> 00:03:10,044 This is a transcript of the interview Ant gave to the police. 33 00:03:10,044 --> 00:03:12,092 He claimed there was a witness at the farm that night. 34 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,044 She must have seen what happened. 35 00:03:14,044 --> 00:03:16,000 And you want us to help you find her? 36 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,084 He's refusing to give me any information. 37 00:03:17,084 --> 00:03:19,040 Maybe he's making it up? 38 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,068 I think someone in prison might have threatened him. 39 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,056 When does it go to court? 40 00:03:23,056 --> 00:03:24,084 Monday. 41 00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:27,040 Monday? That gives us three days! 42 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,096 The preliminaries might buy us some time, but without that witness 43 00:03:30,096 --> 00:03:33,056 to vouch for him, Ant Donahue doesn't have a prayer. 44 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:44,020 I've already admitted I was there at the farm. 45 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:46,048 I swear I never lamped him. 46 00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:48,040 Why don't you tell me who did then? 47 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,092 I'm not a grass. 48 00:03:51,036 --> 00:03:53,032 You're looking at ten years. 49 00:03:54,028 --> 00:03:55,076 Ten years? 50 00:03:55,076 --> 00:03:57,080 For a crime you didn't commit. 51 00:04:02,044 --> 00:04:04,028 I hear you've got a daughter. 52 00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:05,080 What's her name? 53 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,012 Molly. 54 00:04:07,012 --> 00:04:11,040 She lives with her mum, my girlfriend, Stacey. 55 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,052 Do you really want to miss her growing up? 56 00:04:15,056 --> 00:04:17,056 I need you to pass her a message. 57 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:20,064 I don't want to see her in court next week. It'd only upset her. 58 00:04:20,064 --> 00:04:23,016 Right now, it's you I'm concerned about. 59 00:04:23,016 --> 00:04:24,088 Give the police a name. 60 00:04:24,088 --> 00:04:27,000 Give yourself a fighting chance! I can't! 61 00:04:29,072 --> 00:04:31,000 They'd kill me. 62 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:42,028 If I can track down the witness, you wouldn't have to testify. 63 00:04:42,028 --> 00:04:44,012 They'd be none the wiser. 64 00:04:44,012 --> 00:04:45,088 You'd keep it between us? 65 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:47,076 Give me something to work with. 66 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,036 She was up in the hayloft. 67 00:04:55,056 --> 00:04:57,084 Must have been sleeping up there. 68 00:04:57,084 --> 00:05:00,060 Looked like a bag lady. Big coat... 69 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:03,016 Wasn't a mangy old fur coat, was it? 70 00:05:03,016 --> 00:05:04,064 BELL RINGS 71 00:05:06,032 --> 00:05:09,048 72 00:05:09,048 --> 00:05:12,060 and a hey nonino 73 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:16,000 cornfield did pass 74 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,060 75 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:22,008 hey grandpa 76 00:05:22,008 --> 00:05:25,096 would lie 77 00:05:25,096 --> 00:05:30,032 ♪ In springtime, the only pretty ring time... ♪ 78 00:05:30,032 --> 00:05:32,096 Wow, you've got to be kidding. That's... 79 00:05:32,096 --> 00:05:34,080 hey ding a ding, ding 80 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:38,004 ♪ Sweet lovers love the spring. ♪ 81 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,024 APPLAUSE 82 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:46,060 Any small consideration. 83 00:05:47,068 --> 00:05:49,024 Always appreciated. 84 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:52,080 Cynthia. 85 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,036 Bugger. 86 00:05:54,036 --> 00:05:56,044 I just want to talk. Cynthia! 87 00:05:56,044 --> 00:06:00,020 Well, don't just stand there. What?Go on. Oh.Come on! 88 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,008 Just wait. 89 00:06:11,016 --> 00:06:12,092 Honestly, it's not worth running. 90 00:06:19,052 --> 00:06:21,024 Whoa. 91 00:06:21,024 --> 00:06:22,072 THEY PANT 92 00:06:22,072 --> 00:06:24,096 We just need... 93 00:06:24,096 --> 00:06:28,004 ..a friendly little chat, is all. 94 00:06:28,004 --> 00:06:30,000 If we could have a little word. 95 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,056 Really? 96 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,000 THEY BOTH SCREAM 97 00:06:50,052 --> 00:06:53,052 There's been a crack down on illegal busking. 98 00:06:53,052 --> 00:06:55,096 Knew you were plain clothes. 99 00:06:57,012 --> 00:06:59,064 I've not been a copper for years now, actually. 100 00:06:59,064 --> 00:07:01,084 I'm a private investigator. 101 00:07:01,084 --> 00:07:04,052 We haven't been around much lately. 102 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:10,032 WHISPERS:She stinks. 103 00:07:10,032 --> 00:07:13,016 I hear they'd sorted you a room in a hostel. 104 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,076 Swindon way? 105 00:07:14,076 --> 00:07:16,032 Place didn't suit us. 106 00:07:16,032 --> 00:07:17,056 Too many rules. 107 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:22,016 Silly things like laying off the grog? 108 00:07:22,016 --> 00:07:24,064 I see such fearful things. 109 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:26,072 Fanciful creatures that haunt me. 110 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:33,024 OK, so, we would like to ask you a few questions about a case 111 00:07:33,024 --> 00:07:34,096 that we're working on at the moment. 112 00:07:34,096 --> 00:07:38,012 You were dossing over at Touchstone Farm the night Eddie Dogberry 113 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:39,040 was assaulted? 114 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,032 Sent you to find us, did they? 115 00:07:43,068 --> 00:07:49,020 Who?The night terrors! Hands and faces all badged with blood. 116 00:07:52,012 --> 00:07:55,004 The lad that was arrested, Anthony Donahue... 117 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,088 ..he's in court on Monday. 118 00:07:58,088 --> 00:08:00,036 Never seen him before. 119 00:08:01,092 --> 00:08:03,032 He claims he's innocent. 120 00:08:03,032 --> 00:08:07,000 Innocent! Villainous miscreants, the lot of 'em. 121 00:08:08,092 --> 00:08:10,076 SHE INHALES SHARPLY 122 00:08:10,076 --> 00:08:12,080 Call of nature. 123 00:08:16,068 --> 00:08:18,076 She's as mad as a box of frogs. 124 00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:20,096 Knows more than she's letting on, though. 125 00:08:20,096 --> 00:08:23,068 Yeah, and she's really smelly. 126 00:08:24,092 --> 00:08:26,056 Got a mouthful of it...Sorry. 127 00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:30,008 SHE SIGHS 128 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:34,040 You don't think she's done another runner, do you? 129 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,060 Nah, not before she's finished her wine... 130 00:08:50,036 --> 00:08:53,040 I've got better things to do today than round up Cynthia Sly. 131 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,084 Anthony Donahue goes to trial on Monday. What if she can vouch 132 00:08:55,084 --> 00:08:58,048 for his innocence?He's had every opportunity to clear his name. 133 00:08:58,048 --> 00:09:00,024 Maybe somebody leaned on him. 134 00:09:00,024 --> 00:09:02,008 His prints were all over the crowbar. 135 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,032 Look, I know you need someone to go down for this. 136 00:09:04,032 --> 00:09:06,096 It's easy to make Donahue a scapegoat. 137 00:09:06,096 --> 00:09:08,088 You know me better than that, Frank. 138 00:09:08,088 --> 00:09:10,072 You are a good lad. 139 00:09:10,072 --> 00:09:12,016 What's he doing here? 140 00:09:12,016 --> 00:09:14,004 Rupert Shylock? Mm. 141 00:09:14,004 --> 00:09:17,016 He's probably briefing one of his clients. 142 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:19,036 You know he's leading the case for the prosecution? 143 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:22,064 Oh. Thanks for the heads up. 144 00:09:22,064 --> 00:09:24,036 I'll get onto uniform 145 00:09:24,036 --> 00:09:26,032 and, if Cynthia shows up, I'll call you. 146 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:34,012 Ah! Frank Hathaway. Can't keep away from the place. 147 00:09:34,012 --> 00:09:37,008 I was just updating DI Marlowe on the Donahue case. 148 00:09:37,008 --> 00:09:39,048 I heard you paid a visit to Avonside nick? 149 00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:41,032 Defence team must be desperate. 150 00:09:41,032 --> 00:09:43,084 What if I told you I'd tracked down a witness? 151 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:46,032 I'd say you were bluffing. 152 00:09:46,032 --> 00:09:47,064 Try me. 153 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:50,008 I'm going to make sure that reprobate is safely locked up. 154 00:09:51,064 --> 00:09:53,024 See you in court.Bye. 155 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:59,032 Oh, look, you've got a flat tyre there... 156 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,012 Flat tyre. OK. 157 00:10:08,048 --> 00:10:10,012 FRANK LAUGHS 158 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,044 You'll have to excuse the mess. 159 00:10:18,044 --> 00:10:21,088 We don't get many visitors. Sorry... 160 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:25,064 Ever since Ant was arrested, people cross the street to avoid us. 161 00:10:25,064 --> 00:10:27,004 Erm, do you want to..? 162 00:10:32,012 --> 00:10:34,076 He must have talked about what happened that night. 163 00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:36,076 Ant wouldn't hurt anyone. 164 00:10:36,076 --> 00:10:38,016 He hasn't got it in him. 165 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:41,008 Didn't have any qualms about asking you to lie for him. 166 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,060 That alibi you gave him about the burglary... 167 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:47,008 I was just trying to protect him, that's all. 168 00:10:47,008 --> 00:10:48,084 He's always been easily led. 169 00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:51,068 What about these mates of his? The ones that were stealing 170 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,000 the quad bike? 171 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,072 I don't know who they were. 172 00:10:56,012 --> 00:10:58,068 Ant doesn't really have many friends. 173 00:10:58,068 --> 00:11:02,048 It's always just been the two of us and then this one came along. 174 00:11:03,064 --> 00:11:06,060 He asked us to give you a message. 175 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:10,016 Said he doesn't want you to go to the court room. 176 00:11:10,016 --> 00:11:12,020 I couldn't go even if I wanted to. 177 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:14,088 I've been summoned as a witness for the prosecution. 178 00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:22,068 It must have been really hard for you, these last few months. 179 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:25,012 Ant lost his job when they turned down his bail. 180 00:11:25,012 --> 00:11:26,028 What job's that? 181 00:11:28,044 --> 00:11:31,028 He was a driver at Regan's Poultry. 182 00:11:31,028 --> 00:11:32,060 That's where we met. 183 00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:36,080 Dennis Regan doesn't pay much, 184 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,044 but at least there was something coming in. 185 00:11:39,044 --> 00:11:43,036 Well, listen, we might have found a witness who can clear Ant's name. 186 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,032 She was there that night at the farm, sleeping rough. 187 00:11:46,032 --> 00:11:49,072 Yeah, if we can get her to testify, then it might prove he's innocent. 188 00:11:51,088 --> 00:11:53,040 Hear that, Molly? 189 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,016 Daddy might be coming home! 190 00:11:55,016 --> 00:11:56,028 Yeah. 191 00:11:56,028 --> 00:11:57,072 SHE CHUCKLES 192 00:11:59,008 --> 00:12:02,028 We have searched every soup kitchen, park bench 193 00:12:02,028 --> 00:12:03,084 and shop doorway in Stratford. 194 00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:06,052 While you've been sitting there with your feet up. 195 00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:08,024 Another quad bike's been stolen. 196 00:12:08,024 --> 00:12:09,096 Farm near Blaydon. 197 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:13,012 That makes nine burglaries in the past six months. 198 00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:15,056 Trailers, tractors, 4x4s... 199 00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:17,056 OK, so, in case you'd forgotten, 200 00:12:17,056 --> 00:12:19,076 we were hired to track down a missing witness. 201 00:12:19,076 --> 00:12:22,012 No-one said anything to us about solving burglaries. 202 00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:25,000 And bearing in mind it's a No See No Fee. 203 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,040 What do they all have in common? 204 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,060 They are all places that I would not want to live? 205 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,048 They're all poultry farms. 206 00:12:48,072 --> 00:12:51,028 Right, so, how are we going to play this, then? 207 00:12:51,028 --> 00:12:53,080 Straight up. Ruffle a few feathers. Oh. 208 00:12:55,036 --> 00:12:58,004 Something I can help you with? Yeah, we just wanted a quick chat 209 00:12:58,004 --> 00:13:00,084 about Ant Donahue. We know he used to work here. 210 00:13:00,084 --> 00:13:02,072 Yeah, he used to do pick-ups and deliveries. 211 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,052 What, you from the newspapers, are you?No. 212 00:13:04,052 --> 00:13:07,008 We're private detectives working for Ant's defence team. 213 00:13:07,008 --> 00:13:09,076 Right, well, I shouldn't really be talking to you, then. 214 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:13,004 Were you mates, were you? Nah, I wouldn't say we were mates. 215 00:13:13,004 --> 00:13:15,004 We'd grab the odd pint after work with the lads, 216 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,020 but that was about it. 217 00:13:17,024 --> 00:13:18,072 What's all this, then? 218 00:13:18,072 --> 00:13:21,096 Private investigators. They're here about Ant. 219 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:25,064 And you must be Dennis Regan. I can see it there on the van with... 220 00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:27,028 ..the little dimple. 221 00:13:27,028 --> 00:13:29,088 THEY CHUCKLE 222 00:13:29,088 --> 00:13:31,056 I'll deal with this, Nate. 223 00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:33,032 You get back to work. 224 00:13:33,032 --> 00:13:36,004 We gave the police a statement the day the lad was arrested. 225 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:41,036 Nasty business.How long has he been working here? Ant? 226 00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:43,092 Come straight from school. Must've been about four years. 227 00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:47,024 Pick-ups and deliveries, eh? What about it? 228 00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:50,028 Well, it's just every farm he went to got burgled. 229 00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:51,096 THEY LAUGH 230 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,088 What exactly are you implying? 231 00:13:55,088 --> 00:13:58,020 Well, nothing. Just a bit of a coincidence, that's all. 232 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:00,064 This is a legitimate business, mate. 233 00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:03,076 Yeah, so, I'm sure you won't mind us having a little word 234 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,052 with some of your employees, then. 235 00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:09,064 You're wasting your time here. Not to mention mine. 236 00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:12,060 I'll give you three minutes to get off my property. 237 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,096 Right, well, that sounds like a man who's got something to hide. 238 00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:19,004 Like maybe some stolen farm machinery. 239 00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:22,028 Well, let's not count our chickens yet.Ooh! 240 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,032 He-he-he! 241 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:26,020 BELLS TOLL 242 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:39,072 What are you up to? 243 00:14:39,072 --> 00:14:41,000 Sh. 244 00:14:43,052 --> 00:14:44,080 HE LAUGHS 245 00:14:52,056 --> 00:14:54,052 SHE WHIMPERS 246 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,040 Oh, hello.So, Dennis Regan got done for speeding two years ago. 247 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,032 OK, but that hardly makes him a criminal mastermind. 248 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:10,044 Guess which lawyer got him off? I doubt it was Portia Montgomery. 249 00:15:10,044 --> 00:15:14,064 Rupert Shylock! The smug git she's up against in court. 250 00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:16,016 What? So, you think he's in on it? 251 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,084 He knew I'd been to prison to see Ant. Someone must have 252 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,012 tipped him off and my money's on Dennis Regan. 253 00:15:22,048 --> 00:15:25,040 But I don't get it. Why would he want to set Ant up? 254 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,036 He's making the best of a bad situation. 255 00:15:27,036 --> 00:15:29,036 He knows the lad won't talk. 256 00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:31,076 All the more reason to find our missing witness. 257 00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:33,016 Oh, we don't stand a chance. 258 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,096 She could be anywhere by now. 259 00:15:35,096 --> 00:15:37,020 SHE SNORES 260 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,004 Oh. 261 00:15:42,036 --> 00:15:43,044 There we are. 262 00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:48,084 I knew they'd come back for me, the night terrors. 263 00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:54,088 And these night terrors set fire to your shopping trolley? 264 00:15:54,088 --> 00:15:57,032 All that's left of my worldly goods. 265 00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:01,080 Lucky that the fur coat survived. 266 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,024 Restorative nip. 267 00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:05,020 Just to steady the ship. 268 00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:07,088 Yeah. 269 00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:10,072 So, do you think you'd be able to describe the people that did 270 00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,072 this to you to the police? 271 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,020 A pair of motley fools. 272 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:18,088 Motley fools with painted smiles! 273 00:16:20,044 --> 00:16:22,000 Clowns. 274 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,060 The lads that burgled Eddie Dogberry wore clown masks. 275 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,032 He said in his statement. 276 00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:28,092 You know what this means, don't you? 277 00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:31,044 Whoever threatened Cynthia must know that we're onto them. 278 00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:37,020 This growing image of thy fiend-like face! 279 00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:52,028 You see, I told you he's up to his eyes in this. 280 00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:54,072 We need to find her a safe-house. 281 00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:56,080 Somewhere she can stay until she testifies. 282 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,004 Yeah, we can't let her back out on the street. 283 00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:03,088 Perhaps an unassuming village cottage? 284 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,084 Somewhere out of harm's way. 285 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,092 No, that's not going to happen. 286 00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:16,068 No! 287 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,080 She is smelly. 288 00:17:22,048 --> 00:17:24,060 You all right in there, Cynthia? 289 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:26,076 Can't a lady have some privacy? 290 00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:35,072 TOILET FLUSHES 291 00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:47,024 Impudent strumpet! 292 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:50,060 That's my dressing gown... How dare you go through my things! 293 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:52,048 I was going to wash them for you. No need. 294 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:53,096 We shan't be stopping. 295 00:17:53,096 --> 00:17:57,036 The rooms here are far too arriviste for our liking. 296 00:17:57,036 --> 00:18:00,024 I've no idea what that means, but I know it's an insult. 297 00:18:00,024 --> 00:18:02,032 KNOCK ON DOOR Hello?Hello. 298 00:18:02,032 --> 00:18:04,040 I should be rehearsing. 299 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,024 Is that the strange boy? 300 00:18:07,056 --> 00:18:09,064 We need to make her look like a credible witness 301 00:18:09,064 --> 00:18:12,040 and I think if anyone can do that, it's you. 302 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,040 HE SIGHS 303 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:18,036 I suppose I could draw on my RADA training. Great. 304 00:18:18,036 --> 00:18:20,084 Just keep her away from the brandy. 305 00:18:30,024 --> 00:18:33,076 She must have kept that photograph safe all these years. 306 00:18:33,076 --> 00:18:36,028 Just think, there's a family out there somewhere. 307 00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:39,020 That's one mystery we don't have to solve. 308 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,092 You're all heart. 309 00:18:40,092 --> 00:18:43,064 Some things are better left alone. That's all I'm saying. 310 00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:45,016 Lu! 311 00:18:52,004 --> 00:18:53,008 Thank you. 312 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,004 Didn't expect to see you here. 313 00:18:58,032 --> 00:19:01,020 Eddie's one of our major suppliers. 314 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:03,004 We all want to see justice done. 315 00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:05,092 You took the words right out of my mouth. 316 00:19:05,092 --> 00:19:09,004 I hear you've been asking some impertinent questions. 317 00:19:09,004 --> 00:19:12,028 Me? Nah, just routine enquiries. 318 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:14,036 I'd advise you to back off. 319 00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:17,000 Oh, sounds like a threat to me. 320 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,012 A word with one of my friends at the council 321 00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,092 and I'll have your business closed down in a heartbeat. 322 00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:28,000 See what I mean? Piece of work. 323 00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:36,008 We thought you might like an update on your missing witness. 324 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,004 We've managed to track her down. Is she willing to testify? 325 00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:41,072 We're working on it.Yeah. Why don't you come over to mine 326 00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:44,084 this evening and we'll chat about it? I'll give my address 327 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:48,060 to the clerk.OK.All parties in the case of Donohue to Court One. 328 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,016 Who's presiding? 329 00:19:50,016 --> 00:19:52,072 Judge Marmaduke Brimble. Victorian values. 330 00:19:52,072 --> 00:19:54,028 Usually better before lunch. 331 00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:56,024 Ah, Ms Montgomery. 332 00:19:56,024 --> 00:19:59,048 All set for battle? Can't wait to get in there. 333 00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:03,096 I'm not sure we've met.No. 334 00:20:04,024 --> 00:20:05,052 I'm Luella Shakespeare. 335 00:20:05,052 --> 00:20:07,036 I'm just Frank's partner. 336 00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:09,024 Business partner. 337 00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:12,012 Well, Frank needs all the help he can get. 338 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,008 You know you've got a ladder in your tights? 339 00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:20,080 Don't let him get to you. That's easy for you to say. 340 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,020 They're calling Eddie Dogberry this afternoon. 341 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:25,012 We've got our work cut out. 342 00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:28,056 And he picked out his assailant in a video line-up, so... 343 00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:45,048 The whole truth and nothing but the truth. 344 00:20:48,016 --> 00:20:53,052 Mr Dogberry, I'd like you to tell the court in your own words 345 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:56,024 exactly what happened on the night of the burglary. 346 00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:58,048 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 347 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,044 I were woken just after midnight... 348 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,032 ..on account of some activity in me bottom field. 349 00:21:06,076 --> 00:21:08,060 I headed for the barn 350 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:12,056 which is where I contemplated some 351 00:21:12,056 --> 00:21:14,044 auspicious intruders. 352 00:21:16,088 --> 00:21:18,096 They'd hot wired me quad bike. 353 00:21:18,096 --> 00:21:21,048 And you confronted these intruders? 354 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,080 One of them was caught in the glare of me head lamps. 355 00:21:25,004 --> 00:21:26,084 I shouted a warning, 356 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,064 had him in me sights, 357 00:21:28,064 --> 00:21:30,020 then he lamped me. 358 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,072 And is the man who assaulted you in this courtroom today? 359 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,080 I'll never forget his face. 360 00:21:39,072 --> 00:21:41,092 No more questions, Your Honour. 361 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,096 Sorry, she needs to read that. 362 00:21:54,036 --> 00:21:56,000 Ms Montgomery. 363 00:21:58,048 --> 00:22:02,032 Mr Dogberry, you said in your statement that the intruders 364 00:22:02,032 --> 00:22:04,012 were wearing clown masks. 365 00:22:05,052 --> 00:22:06,088 That's right. 366 00:22:06,088 --> 00:22:09,000 Then you couldn't have seen your assailant's face. 367 00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:13,032 It must have come off in the struggle. 368 00:22:15,032 --> 00:22:18,092 You want to see someone punished for this. Perfectly understandable, 369 00:22:18,092 --> 00:22:22,008 after everything you've been through.I've not been the same 370 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,068 since, I'm telling you! 371 00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:25,056 Your sister's moved onto the farm. 372 00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:27,064 She helps out where she can. 373 00:22:27,064 --> 00:22:30,024 Is she in court today? She insisted on it. 374 00:22:30,024 --> 00:22:32,032 She doesn't get out much. 375 00:22:32,032 --> 00:22:35,088 I wonder, perhaps, if you might point her out for us. 376 00:22:37,032 --> 00:22:39,032 She's, um... 377 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,060 I know she's here. 378 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,072 There she is! There she is! There! 379 00:22:48,072 --> 00:22:50,056 There! Third row back! 380 00:22:50,056 --> 00:22:52,068 Third on the right. 381 00:22:54,088 --> 00:22:57,024 If Mr Dogberry's sister could please stand up? 382 00:22:59,068 --> 00:23:01,028 COURT CLERK:Silence, please. 383 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,028 It was dark in the barn, was it not, Mr Dogberry? 384 00:23:05,028 --> 00:23:08,056 You've just shown us that your eyesight is unreliable, at best. 385 00:23:08,056 --> 00:23:11,044 And you were struck over the head from behind. 386 00:23:11,044 --> 00:23:14,084 I'm telling you - he was there! 387 00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:17,088 Well, that's never been in doubt. 388 00:23:17,088 --> 00:23:20,056 In fact, Anthony Donahue was a frequent visitor to your farm. 389 00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:23,024 He picked up eggs and chickens on a regular basis. 390 00:23:23,024 --> 00:23:26,000 Isn't that why you recognised his face in a line-up? 391 00:23:29,052 --> 00:23:31,036 No further questions, Your Honour. 392 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:36,052 On the chest of a barmaid from Sale 393 00:23:36,052 --> 00:23:38,088 Wa tattooed all the prices of ale 394 00:23:38,088 --> 00:23:41,096 And on her behind for the sake of the blind 395 00:23:41,096 --> 00:23:44,000 Was the same information in Braille! 396 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,016 THEY CACKLE 397 00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:48,072 You were supposed to be looking after her! 398 00:23:50,016 --> 00:23:52,092 She found a bottle at the back of the cupboard. 399 00:23:54,028 --> 00:23:56,020 Tastes like old feet. 400 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:59,028 That is a very expensive Mallorcan liqueur! 401 00:23:59,028 --> 00:24:01,000 And I was saving it! 402 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,060 In the Garden of Eden lay Adam 403 00:24:04,060 --> 00:24:07,008 Complacently stroking his... 404 00:24:07,008 --> 00:24:09,076 All right, Cynthia. Let's get you sobered up, shall we? 405 00:24:09,076 --> 00:24:13,060 Come on.Unhand me, you rampallian! 406 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,060 The front door was open. 407 00:24:20,032 --> 00:24:21,092 Portia? 408 00:24:24,024 --> 00:24:26,024 Oh, sweet child! 409 00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:29,096 You brought her home! 410 00:24:29,096 --> 00:24:31,096 Thou art thy mother's glass 411 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,012 And she, in thee, 412 00:24:35,012 --> 00:24:38,048 Calls back the lovely April of her prime. 413 00:24:49,004 --> 00:24:50,048 She's your mother? 414 00:24:50,048 --> 00:24:52,064 She stopped being my mother a long time ago. 415 00:24:52,064 --> 00:24:55,044 You know she's been sleeping on the streets? 416 00:24:57,064 --> 00:25:00,012 And I suggest you put her back where you found her. 417 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,028 KNOCK ON DOOR 418 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,092 Do you mind if I come in? 419 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,068 Has she gone? 420 00:25:15,044 --> 00:25:16,076 Yeah. 421 00:25:19,016 --> 00:25:20,076 Yeah, she's gone. 422 00:25:22,048 --> 00:25:24,036 Probably for the best. 423 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,008 Look, I don't know what went on between the two of you but maybe 424 00:25:31,008 --> 00:25:34,016 if you just tried talking to her... 425 00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:36,048 I couldn't blame her for hating me. 426 00:25:39,048 --> 00:25:42,052 Grief fills the room up... 427 00:25:42,052 --> 00:25:44,044 ..of my absent child. 428 00:25:45,092 --> 00:25:48,048 Lies in his bed, 429 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:51,056 walks up and down with me. 430 00:25:54,068 --> 00:25:58,072 I'm quite lost without her, you see? 431 00:26:07,084 --> 00:26:10,060 Dennis Regan has just made a formal complaint. 432 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:12,088 Claims that you've been slandering him. 433 00:26:12,088 --> 00:26:15,016 That's because he knows we're onto him! 434 00:26:15,016 --> 00:26:17,084 I checked out his movements the night Cynthia Sly was threatened. 435 00:26:17,084 --> 00:26:20,076 He was a guest at a Police Federation dinner. 436 00:26:20,076 --> 00:26:23,064 Well, clearly he's got someone doing his dirty work for him. 437 00:26:23,064 --> 00:26:26,004 Regular Fagin.Unless you've got some evidence 438 00:26:26,004 --> 00:26:28,020 that ties him to those burglaries... 439 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,092 We both know these thefts are organised crime! 440 00:26:30,092 --> 00:26:33,012 Check out his Albanian contacts. 441 00:26:33,012 --> 00:26:35,040 All those turkeys he exports to Tirana. 442 00:26:36,048 --> 00:26:38,036 Well, he is a poultry supplier! 443 00:26:38,036 --> 00:26:41,000 With his fingers in too many pies - chicken pies! 444 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,008 I'm warning you, Frank. 445 00:26:43,008 --> 00:26:45,012 Just back off. 446 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,092 I understand you're the defendant's girlfriend? 447 00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:54,036 We've been together a couple of years now. 448 00:26:54,036 --> 00:26:56,076 But you weren't together on the night of the burglary? 449 00:26:56,076 --> 00:26:58,088 Even though you provided him with an alibi? 450 00:26:58,088 --> 00:27:01,096 Is that because he told you he'd assaulted Eddie Dogberry? No! 451 00:27:03,028 --> 00:27:05,024 No, he didn't tell me anything. 452 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:08,044 This is a letter Ant Donahue wrote to you from prison. 453 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:11,052 I'd like you to read the section that's been highlighted. 454 00:27:11,052 --> 00:27:13,060 It's private. 455 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:16,048 I'm afraid we shall have to insist, Miss Lamb. 456 00:27:16,048 --> 00:27:18,028 Nice and clearly, please. 457 00:27:23,064 --> 00:27:26,084 "Truth be told, Stace, I did a terrible thing that night. 458 00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:29,068 "I'll never be able to forgive myself. 459 00:27:29,068 --> 00:27:31,080 "Unless you can forgive me first." 460 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,052 I didn't mean... She knows I never touched him! 461 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:36,092 Silence, please, Mr Donahue. 462 00:27:36,092 --> 00:27:40,028 That sounds like a man with a guilty conscience. 463 00:27:40,028 --> 00:27:41,052 Miss Lamb? 464 00:27:43,056 --> 00:27:45,036 I wanted to believe he was innocent. 465 00:27:45,036 --> 00:27:47,004 But clearly you had your doubts? 466 00:27:48,072 --> 00:27:50,044 Ant's got a bit of a temper on him. 467 00:27:51,072 --> 00:27:55,060 I've seen it first hand, a few times.That's not true! Stace! 468 00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:57,056 I won't tell you again. 469 00:27:57,056 --> 00:28:00,004 That's why I covered for him. 470 00:28:00,004 --> 00:28:03,076 I suppose I was frightened. You knew what he was capable of? 471 00:28:03,076 --> 00:28:07,052 I found his hoodie the morning after the burglary... 472 00:28:09,004 --> 00:28:10,024 ..covered in blood, it was. 473 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,068 I put it on a hot wash. 474 00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:15,024 Never said a thing. 475 00:28:22,012 --> 00:28:24,016 Well, maybe he did do it after all? 476 00:28:24,016 --> 00:28:25,084 Stacey was covering for him. 477 00:28:25,084 --> 00:28:29,028 A sudden attack of conscience? Nah! Doesn't stack up! 478 00:28:29,028 --> 00:28:31,060 I can't believe they made her read that letter out. 479 00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:34,024 Question is how did Rupert Shylock get hold of it? 480 00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:53,020 That was the guy from the warehouse, wasn't it? 481 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,036 If you don't get off my doorstep, I'm calling the police. 482 00:29:03,036 --> 00:29:05,056 Feel free. I'm sure they'd be interested 483 00:29:05,056 --> 00:29:08,008 in your relationship with Nate Haplin. 484 00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:10,024 He picked you up from court today. 485 00:29:20,084 --> 00:29:24,004 He said Ant would get hurt unless I said those things in court. 486 00:29:24,004 --> 00:29:26,060 Last time I checked, that was perjury. 487 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:28,028 I didn't have a choice. 488 00:29:28,028 --> 00:29:31,088 You used to work at Regan's Poultry before you got pregnant? 489 00:29:31,088 --> 00:29:33,048 Yeah, that's right. 490 00:29:33,048 --> 00:29:37,060 Office admin. So, first port of call for all the farms in the area. 491 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:40,020 It's a nice buggy, that. 492 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:42,016 Must have cost a bit. 493 00:29:42,016 --> 00:29:44,000 Latest model. 494 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,020 Can you afford something like that on child benefits? 495 00:29:48,048 --> 00:29:51,064 You knew about all the burglaries right from the start, didn't you? 496 00:29:51,064 --> 00:29:55,044 You warned Nate Haplin that we'd tracked down that witness. 497 00:29:57,016 --> 00:29:59,032 You can't prove anything. 498 00:29:59,032 --> 00:30:03,036 You gave him the heads up so he put the frighteners on Cynthia Sly. 499 00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:05,016 Then the two of you hatched a plan. 500 00:30:05,016 --> 00:30:07,080 And you set up your boyfriend to save your own skin. 501 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,052 I was looking out for my daughter! 502 00:30:09,052 --> 00:30:11,016 Our future. 503 00:30:15,032 --> 00:30:17,036 Nate's a red head too, isn't he? 504 00:30:22,012 --> 00:30:24,020 That lad you've dupe, he's not even the real dad! 505 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:26,080 I'd like you to leave now, please. 506 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,044 Did you get all that? 507 00:30:36,012 --> 00:30:38,092 He said Ant would get hurt unless I lied in court. 508 00:30:38,092 --> 00:30:40,040 Every word. 509 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:48,016 You gave him the heads up so he put the frighteners on Cynthia Sly. 510 00:30:48,016 --> 00:30:49,092 Then the two of you hatched a plan. 511 00:30:49,092 --> 00:30:52,064 You set up your own boyfriend to save your skin. 512 00:30:52,064 --> 00:30:54,052 I was looking out for my daughter! 513 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:56,004 Our future. 514 00:30:57,016 --> 00:31:00,088 See! So that proves that Stacey Lamb lied in court. 515 00:31:00,088 --> 00:31:03,048 And she implicated Nate Haplin in the burglary. 516 00:31:03,048 --> 00:31:07,036 It still doesn't tell us who assaulted Eddie Dogberry.No. 517 00:31:07,036 --> 00:31:09,060 You'd need to call Cynthia as a witness. 518 00:31:11,016 --> 00:31:14,012 Even if the judge allowed it, I'd only risk compromising the case. 519 00:31:14,012 --> 00:31:16,084 So, what do we do? Let an innocent man go to prison? 520 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:19,032 Last time I heard from her, she was staying in a hostel. 521 00:31:19,032 --> 00:31:20,092 I didn't know she was homeless. 522 00:31:20,092 --> 00:31:22,088 Too proud to tell me, I expect. 523 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:24,056 Yeah. 524 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:27,008 She did say it'd been a while since she'd seen you. 525 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,036 She started drinking after my father walked out. 526 00:31:35,072 --> 00:31:39,024 I was 12 years old. She'd promise to stop, tell me she was sorry, 527 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,008 and then she'd open another bottle. 528 00:31:44,012 --> 00:31:46,056 It was easier to blame me after she'd had a few drinks. 529 00:31:46,056 --> 00:31:48,092 I was stupid, ugly, 530 00:31:48,092 --> 00:31:50,096 spineless when I didn't fight back. 531 00:31:52,056 --> 00:31:54,032 She was drunk the day I left. 532 00:31:56,008 --> 00:31:58,064 Do you know what the last words she said to me were? 533 00:31:58,064 --> 00:32:00,080 "You'll never amount to anything." 534 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,008 Maybe it's time to prove her wrong. 535 00:32:12,012 --> 00:32:13,096 I'm changing my plea to guilty. 536 00:32:13,096 --> 00:32:16,068 And what brought on that sudden epiphany? The shiner? 537 00:32:17,092 --> 00:32:21,028 Dogberry caught us on the rob and I lamped him. 538 00:32:21,028 --> 00:32:23,004 It's simple. I did it. 539 00:32:23,004 --> 00:32:26,000 You need to tell the jury what really happened. 540 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,092 And who's going to believe me, eh? 541 00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:32,060 I'm already guilty in their eyes. We can get you protection. 542 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:36,000 And what about Stacey? All those lies she told in court! 543 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,024 They must have been threatening her, too. 544 00:32:41,048 --> 00:32:43,096 There's something you need to know about Stacey. 545 00:32:47,016 --> 00:32:49,072 Nate Haplin's got previous for theft. 546 00:32:49,072 --> 00:32:51,092 Spent some time in a Young Offenders'. 547 00:32:51,092 --> 00:32:54,012 He shared with a lad called Connor McNeive. 548 00:32:54,012 --> 00:32:56,040 Owns a scrap yard just outside Moreton Merril. 549 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,064 I trust this is going somewhere, Frank? 550 00:32:58,064 --> 00:33:02,000 Every Wednesday, he plays pool with Dennis Regan. 551 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,040 That must be where they're storing the stolen vehicles. 552 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,096 We'll get a warrant. Check it out. Thanks.Yeah... 553 00:33:08,096 --> 00:33:10,048 Don't mention it! 554 00:33:12,028 --> 00:33:14,036 Come on, Cynthia! We're going to be late. 555 00:33:17,032 --> 00:33:19,032 What's this? Another flit? 556 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,044 I've decided not to testify. 557 00:33:24,084 --> 00:33:27,096 And you thought you'd just run off with my Stratford Swans, did you? 558 00:33:27,096 --> 00:33:30,080 Why should I care what happens to that lad? 559 00:33:32,032 --> 00:33:35,044 Your daughter needs you in court today. 560 00:33:35,044 --> 00:33:38,056 For once in your life, you are NOT going to let her down! 561 00:33:40,072 --> 00:33:42,016 I'm scared. 562 00:33:43,044 --> 00:33:45,052 Scared they'll all laugh at me. 563 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,012 Why? Why would they do that? 564 00:33:51,032 --> 00:33:54,064 I fear I am not in my perfect mind. 565 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,080 No. 566 00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:04,064 Well...let's get you fixed up. 567 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,056 Any sign? She's still not answering her phone. 568 00:34:15,056 --> 00:34:17,040 Oh, wow... 569 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,028 Hello! 570 00:34:24,032 --> 00:34:25,076 She's sober? 571 00:34:25,076 --> 00:34:27,076 I'm sober as a judge! 572 00:34:27,076 --> 00:34:29,028 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 573 00:34:30,096 --> 00:34:32,080 We're ready to reconvene. 574 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,028 Let's get this over and done with. 575 00:34:40,088 --> 00:34:42,060 Are you ready to go in? 576 00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:54,048 Your Honour, may I call Cynthia Sly? 577 00:34:55,064 --> 00:34:58,080 I'd like to raise an objection, Your Honour. 578 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:02,020 The prosecution has learned that this witness 579 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:04,044 is related to Ms Montgomery. 580 00:35:04,044 --> 00:35:07,036 She is, in fact, her mother! 581 00:35:07,036 --> 00:35:08,072 Is this true? 582 00:35:10,032 --> 00:35:11,072 Yes, she's my mother. 583 00:35:11,072 --> 00:35:13,080 I'm requesting an adjournment. 584 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,032 Approach the bench, please. Both of you. 585 00:35:21,076 --> 00:35:24,064 This is certainly highly irregular. 586 00:35:24,064 --> 00:35:27,004 I could never have foreseen I'd be calling her as a witness. 587 00:35:27,004 --> 00:35:29,052 We've been estranged for several years. 588 00:35:29,052 --> 00:35:32,040 Your Honour, the jury needs to hear this testimony, 589 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,008 if justice is to be served today. 590 00:35:35,028 --> 00:35:37,024 In that case... 591 00:35:37,024 --> 00:35:38,096 ..we'd better hear it. 592 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:43,076 On the night of Eddie Dogberry's assault 593 00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:46,012 you were sleeping in his barn. Is that correct? 594 00:35:48,064 --> 00:35:50,096 You are not on trial here, Mrs Sly. 595 00:35:50,096 --> 00:35:54,044 But we do need an honest account of what you saw. 596 00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:00,012 I can't be too sure. 597 00:36:00,012 --> 00:36:01,016 It was months ago. 598 00:36:02,084 --> 00:36:05,000 Look who's just walked in. 599 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,048 Little scrote! Thinks he's untouchable! 600 00:36:07,048 --> 00:36:09,096 Perhaps he's getting desperate. 601 00:36:09,096 --> 00:36:12,088 SHYLOCK:There is absolutely no proof this woman was even there! 602 00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:15,060 The defence have tracked down a recording 603 00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:17,040 from the Ambulance Service. 604 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,032 An anonymous 999 call. 605 00:36:19,032 --> 00:36:22,060 It was made from a phone box, near Touchstone Farm, 606 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:25,048 at 12:30am on the night of the burglary. 607 00:36:25,048 --> 00:36:27,040 How was this recording obtained? 608 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:30,024 A private investigator, Your Honour. Luella Shakespeare. 609 00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:34,092 A copy of the transcript is included in the witness statement. 610 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,040 OPERATOR:Emergency. Which service? 611 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,032 WOMAN:A gentleman has been assaulted. 612 00:36:47,032 --> 00:36:49,064 Touchstone Farm. 613 00:36:49,064 --> 00:36:51,076 Please send help, immediately. 614 00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:55,060 Can you confirm that it was you who made that phone call? 615 00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:57,044 Course it was me! 616 00:36:57,044 --> 00:37:00,032 Wasn't going to leave him lying there. 617 00:37:00,032 --> 00:37:02,088 Why didn't the police follow up this phone call? 618 00:37:02,088 --> 00:37:05,044 That's a question you'd need to ask them, Your Honour. 619 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:11,040 So, he says, what did they taste like? 620 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,020 So, he says, er, don't know, 621 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,084 er, we haven't pulled one yet! 622 00:37:15,084 --> 00:37:18,000 Run! Run! 623 00:37:27,096 --> 00:37:29,068 Take that off! 624 00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:36,056 That's nothing to do with me. 625 00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:43,040 Mrs Sly, you've admitted you were trespassing 626 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,012 on Eddie Dogberry's farm the night of the burglary. 627 00:37:46,012 --> 00:37:48,016 I just needed somewhere to kip. 628 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:51,036 I understand you're currently homeless? 629 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:54,004 Living on the streets. 630 00:37:54,004 --> 00:37:57,056 We are currently between addresses. 631 00:37:57,056 --> 00:38:00,012 And this lack of a fixed abode is down 632 00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:03,076 to a long term alcohol addiction... Objection, Your Honour! 633 00:38:08,064 --> 00:38:12,028 Were you drunk that night on the farm, Mrs Sly? 634 00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:15,016 I may have been slightly the worse for wear. 635 00:38:15,016 --> 00:38:17,068 You cannot give a credible account, as you were 636 00:38:17,068 --> 00:38:19,076 so drunk, you don't know what was going on! 637 00:38:21,004 --> 00:38:24,048 A dishonest and unreliable witness. 638 00:38:24,048 --> 00:38:27,096 I may be unreliable but I have never been dishonest! 639 00:38:29,048 --> 00:38:31,056 I know what it's like to be judged. 640 00:38:32,064 --> 00:38:34,044 Written off. 641 00:38:34,044 --> 00:38:36,008 A few mistakes. 642 00:38:36,008 --> 00:38:38,020 A hard luck story. 643 00:38:39,096 --> 00:38:42,024 Too proud to say you're sorry. 644 00:38:43,092 --> 00:38:45,084 Too lost to find your way. 645 00:38:56,088 --> 00:39:00,036 I'm going to ask you again what you saw that night. 646 00:39:01,092 --> 00:39:03,096 Take your time. 647 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,076 I was woken up. 648 00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:12,012 Saw a group of lads in the barn... 649 00:39:13,032 --> 00:39:15,008 EDDIE:Get off my quad bike! 650 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,084 Put your hands where I can see them! 651 00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:23,056 GUNSHOT 652 00:39:28,068 --> 00:39:30,052 What the hell are you doing, eh? 653 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:35,060 Oh, no, what have you done? 654 00:39:37,024 --> 00:39:39,040 Let's get out of here. 655 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,072 Let's get out of here! 656 00:39:43,072 --> 00:39:45,060 QUAD BIKE REVS 657 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:48,028 Did you see who assaulted Eddie Dogberry? 658 00:39:49,096 --> 00:39:52,020 It was... 659 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,052 ..him! 660 00:39:53,052 --> 00:39:55,036 CROWD MUTTERS 661 00:39:56,076 --> 00:39:58,016 You Honour! 662 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:03,012 Get off me! Get off me! 663 00:40:03,012 --> 00:40:05,032 I didn't do anything! 664 00:40:05,032 --> 00:40:07,076 JUDGE: Order! HE STRIKES GAVEL 665 00:40:09,024 --> 00:40:10,084 Guess that hunch of yours was right. 666 00:40:10,084 --> 00:40:12,036 They usually are. 667 00:40:12,036 --> 00:40:14,028 We found the stolen quad bike at the yard. 668 00:40:14,028 --> 00:40:16,092 Dennis Regan is in police custody. 669 00:40:16,092 --> 00:40:21,044 We're going to round up Stacey Lamb and make a few more arrests. 670 00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:25,060 So, I owe you. 671 00:40:25,060 --> 00:40:27,000 It was team work. 672 00:40:28,024 --> 00:40:29,044 Yeah. 673 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,012 So what happens now? 674 00:40:33,012 --> 00:40:35,056 The defence have made a submission to the judge. 675 00:40:35,056 --> 00:40:37,020 "No case to answer." 676 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,052 Ant'll be out in a week with time served. 677 00:40:39,052 --> 00:40:41,076 And off back home to what? The poor lad. 678 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,040 He does have hair! 679 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,020 I've had it dry cleaned. 680 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:51,000 Oh, bless you, dear child. 681 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,004 I emptied the pockets first. 682 00:40:57,012 --> 00:40:59,092 I've been in touch with a local women's refuge. 683 00:40:59,092 --> 00:41:02,052 They can offer you a place there in a week or so. 684 00:41:02,052 --> 00:41:04,004 Provided that you stay clean. 685 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:07,032 It was...good of you to do that 686 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,064 but I'd rather take my chances. 687 00:41:09,064 --> 00:41:12,040 Oh. Where are you going to go? 688 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:17,032 To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. 689 00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:21,032 You made me proud in that courtroom today. 690 00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:24,076 Proud to call you my daughter. 691 00:41:30,048 --> 00:41:31,096 Maybe you could stay with me. 692 00:41:38,064 --> 00:41:41,040 Maybe we could. 693 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:49,056 I think this calls for a celebration. 694 00:41:49,056 --> 00:41:52,052 Lunch is on me.Ha-ha! 695 00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:54,004 Do you mean that? 696 00:41:54,004 --> 00:41:56,032 Never let it be said that I don't push the boat out. 697 00:41:56,032 --> 00:41:57,076 Really? 698 00:41:57,076 --> 00:41:59,048 Where are we going to go? 699 00:41:59,048 --> 00:42:01,008 Oh, thank you. 700 00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:06,080 701 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,008 702 00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:10,080 703 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:14,020 are your favourite things 704 00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:17,032 to the new place in town 705 00:42:17,032 --> 00:42:21,020 ♪ Where the chicken really sings! ♪ 706 00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:23,072 You know I've got legs to die for. 707 00:42:23,072 --> 00:42:25,008 Whoo! 708 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:29,056 Brilliant! 709 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,028 I didn't know you could do the splits! 710 00:42:33,028 --> 00:43:20,100 Want a bit? HE CLUCKS IN DISGUST